Max Sticks: Proof that either God is not real, or does not love us.

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Mozza-HELL-a sticks.
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Shout-out to the people who have almost died swallowing these fried cheesy chumps.
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You know, this reminds me, I almost got crushed by the Creamland Cow at the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta…that can make for a good story one day…
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The pre-Michelle Obama years were scary times for elementary school food.

The Five Stages Of Eating A Max Stick:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bartering

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

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Whoever these guys were, they were a step up, because their utensils weren’t plastic.
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100% what I looked like at recess.

Spanish/Venezuelan ‘Murican. I’ve got a degree in film and in history, and a bad appetite for puns. Follow me so that I can survive in this world. RIP Harambe.

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